“Naboth, can I have your vineyard?"
“No Ahab.”
“Jezebel, Naboth won't give me his vineyard.”
“Don't worry Ahab; I'll get it for you. Naboth has cursed God, your queen says stone him.”
“There you are, Ahab, one vineyard.”
“Jezebel will be eaten by the dogs.”
“We'd rather have Winalot, please.”