Noisy night, raucous night,
Nothing's calm, no - one’s bright.
Ain't no virgins, just one child
Bloody infant screaming wild.
Nobody gets any peace.
Sleepless night, smelly night,
Just can't get a damned thing right,
Caterwauls from a scrunched up face,
Dirty nappies fill the place,
When will I get any peace?