With a great big ‘Sorry’ to Hugh Martin and Ralph Blane.

Since they've changed the law we can say,
“Nuts to closing time.”
Now we're able to tope all day,
Christmases will be fine.

Have yourself a boozy little Christmas
Let's go out and drink,
Then come home and throw up in the kitchen sink.
Have yourself an alcoholic Christmas,
If we're very quick,
We can sup so much we can get really sick.

Once again as in other years
We'll have loads of beers and gins,
Faithful friends then will rescue us when we're
dumped out by the bins.
One day soon we all will get cirrhosis,
Isn't life a cow?
Until then we'll swig as only we know how.
So, have yourself a boozy little Christmas now.